Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 24, 2006
Captain Victorious: I can't believe I'm losing endorsement deals! Bixby: So you shouldn't have sat by while people needed shaving. Captain Victorious: I save people all day! Can't I relax in a bar at night? Bixby: Well, saving people is a 24-hour-a-day job, Cap. Captain Victorious: Twenty-four hours a day!? That only leaves, like... four hours a day! Bixby: You could use that time to get the elementary school equivalency degree we've been talking about.