Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 29, 2007
Hamhock: Hey, Tyr, check out my new cell phone! Pretty boss, huh? Tyr: Hah! Your pitiful technology is no match for the magicks of Asgard!! Magicks which the all-father Odin hung on a tree for nine days and sacrifices his right eye to attain!! Hamhock: I had to sign a two-year contract... Tyr: Ouch.