Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 26, 2007
Tyr: Listen, Hamhock, you know I'd never let anything happen to you... but I can't be there to protect you all the time. Hamhock: Why not?? You're invulnerable, immortal and unemployed!! What else do you got to do? Tyr: Sometimes I like to pass out from the drink... Hamhock: Well, while you're cogent, flatten that guy. He looked at me funny.