Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 17, 2007
Hamhock: Man, it's freezing out here!! Tyr: Nonsense! This is lovely! Hamhock: No, it's horrible. Let's go inside. Tyr: Aw, tough it out! This is like my youth in the icy tundras of the north! Where heroes are born! You know what the greatest gift of this weather is?? Hamhock: Numbness and frostbite? Tyr: Character! Let's go swimming!