Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 30, 2008
Tyr: Man, you ever just feel like smashing something? Hamhock: Not really. Tyr: I mean just bashing something to smithereens! Hamhock: I'm pretty calm. Tyr: Something fun like a soda machine, or jukebox! Hamhock: I can control childish impulses. Tyr: ... or the self-righteous. Hamhock: Who, I think I see a jukebox!