scrappy lad: look, I got web shooters just like spiderman! twwipp!! with great power comes great responsibility!! snap!! captain: With great stupidity comes great hospital bills...
It won’t work.
Sidekicks have more lives than a dozen cats, and healing factor that makes Wolverine look like a consumptive.
Can I get that on tshirt? Truer words were never spoken (at least not by Cap).
But the money will keep Joe Liberman up and running.
Ow, my spleen!
He does remind me a lot of Winky from Brewster