Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 09, 2010
mr. negato: *snicker!* Captain: What're you laughing at? Mr. negato: Oh, nothing. it's just that I've pulled off my most nefarious scheme yet!! captain: yeah, right. mr. negato: Enjoying your drink?? captain: ooooo! what, didja poison it or something? Mr. negato: no, I had the bartender switch it with near beer!! sucker! captain: AAAAA!! I need a medic!!