jenn erica: look, cap, I'm gonna be the spokeswoman for ladyade! Finally! a sports drink for what women need! a drink to celebrate us!! Jenn erica: HRRRRRRR...!! jenn erica: Can you open this, please...?
Don’t Cap. She’ll only resent you for it…
Then there’s the guy’s pop-topless version.
It’s a double whammy, actually designed by the manufacturer to undermine women’s self-esteem. Not only are the lids too tight, retailers are required to keep their stock on the top shelves…
No, it’s a triple whammy, since they’ve hired a spokeswoman whose defining characteristic is the lack of any distinguishing characteristic.
”LadyAde - As ineffectual as you are!”
”LadyAde - Just let a MAN do it!”
”LadyAde - It isn’t in you.”
”LadyAde - A little help, here?”
”LadyAde - Because you’re cute when you’re angry!”
LadyAde: Ask your doctor or pharmacist to open it for you.
So…JennErica can’t screw the Cap?
Cap strikes me as loose enough, but if I’ve learned anythiing from experience it’s that you should never screw anything that can’t be unscrewed…