Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 12, 2010

  1. Zappa sheik
    ksoskins  over 13 years ago

    Sugar and spice and everything nice.

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  2. Obedient
    Basqueian  over 13 years ago

    Don”t fool yourself, that comes up more than you’d like to think.

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  3. Large dd2
    zero  over 13 years ago

    all 2 true

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  4. Grimlock
    Colt9033  over 13 years ago

    These girls are all true grit. Blood and guts in that order.

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  5. V  9
    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    Girls! Girls! Groin, knee, solar plexus. In that order. though it depends on what kind of weapon you use. Just be certain your nail polish is from REVLON!

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  6. V  9
    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    And don’t let anyone call you, “Girl.” Owwww!

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  7. Senmurv
    mrsullenbeauty  over 13 years ago

    I thought it was to take away their capacitor.

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  8. Thrill
    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Eyes are iffy. Taking them out doesn’t really incapacitate, but it gives you a nearly insurmountable advantage for as long as your opponent is blind. On the other hand they’re small, and you’ve got to get both of them. On the other other hand, taking out the eyes doesn’t require a great deal of strength, and a good manicure (with the right polish) would make the tactic available to even the smallest girlfighter. And freeholder, maybe she overlooked the groin because she’s assuming a female opponent, as well. The last “fight” we saw Ms. Amazement in was with Bruda, after all…

    “There are seven working defenses from this position. Three of them disarm with minimal contact. Three of them kill. The other…HURTS.

    – Batman: The Dark Knight Returns

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  9. Thrill
    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Nowhere and everywhere, Doc. Her job is to be a nonentity, so if she took attention away from the entities she’d be a self-contradiction.

    Of course, when you’re up against Ms. Amazement’s entities (and who wouldn’t want that?), nobody else stands a chance.

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  10. Turkey2
    MisngNOLA  over 13 years ago

    Can we say “entities” in here without being censored?

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  11. Missing large
    puddleglum1066  over 13 years ago

    Only if you don’t say it aloud.

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  12. Deficon
    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    “I wanted to talk about boys!” “We are.”

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