scrappy lad: hey, ralston! *snicker!* want a soda? ralston: Sure! glug! glug! glug! scrappy lad: hey, what the heck is wrong with this stupid-- sprrrttzzz!!!
He must be the King of Pop.
Now he’s schpritzing from here to Hyanis.
He must be related to Wylie
lots of short films just like that on the internet.
ACME soda!! I like it.
Meanwhile, Ralston wonders what happened to the Mentos he had in his mouth.