captain: hey, nice headgear! I have the same kind! Where'd you go, "fins 'n' such"? that's where I, uh... captain: ...I fell asleep on the bar again, didn't I? hamhock: tyr took your pants.
Ha ha, well, no one can take his dignity …
That’s because he doesn’t have any. I think Ham Hock would look better with a honey mustard glaze and pineapple rings.
Since body parts seem to come off the Captain so easily, does that mean he has no legs too?
No brains, no fins, no pants - no problem!