Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 13, 2010

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    ksoskins  over 13 years ago

    You tell him, Ham Hock! There’s bound to be someone who’ll fall in love with you, especially with a side of potato salad.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 13 years ago

    If those are my choices, I’d even settle for Mark Trail.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Has Calvin’s Mom divorced Dad yet? I’d marry her. Or Addy Lamarr, from “Heart of the City”; she’s not dating anyone, and Heart would likely be a more agreeable stepchild than Calvin.

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    andymeijers  over 13 years ago

    In ten years, Luann would be about right, if it wasn’t for that black hole event horizon that has stopped time in their neighborhood.

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    pinkdryad Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Why would anyone want to marry Calvin’s mom when all she can cook is green glop?

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Since I’m not her child, I have the option of declining to eat it. I’m perfectly happy to do my own cooking…

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    If I’m still single in 10 years, merry me.

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