Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 15, 2010
man: Is this kid yours? he says he's your sidekick? the little brat busted into my lair yammering about how you were gonna clean my clock!! so if he's yours, I'm gonna cream you, and if he's not I'm gonna throw him into the sun!! captain: no habla ingles. man: hope you got spf 5000, kid. scrappy lad: no! wait! he hablas! he hablas!