Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 23, 2010

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    Futabakun Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Wow! I’m really getting a kick out of all these new developments in Ms. Amazement’s background. Looks like she’s going to be moving up in the ranks soon.

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    RogueLeader  over 13 years ago

    World’s fastest bridezilla.

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    ksoskins  over 13 years ago

    Tyr just can’t leave well enough alone.

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    zero  over 13 years ago


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    Colt9033  over 13 years ago

    Well, that certainlly is way to end a bad date bad. Wow!

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    DolphinGirl78  over 13 years ago

    I absolutely LOVE this one! :D

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Dang DOC, if I hadn’t stayed in bed an extra 3 hours, I would have worded your line more poetically.

    Did I ever tell why I quit drinking?

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    captainedd  over 13 years ago

    I once knew a girl named Matilda She could hug like a bear And she looked like one, too…

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Is that the fore-bear of the legendary & dreaded Irish nun?

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    runar  over 13 years ago

    Does a Seltic warrior woman wear shorts, tank top & sneakers?

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    DonVanni  over 13 years ago

    NOT Seltic…’s pronounced KELTIC!!!

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    runar  over 13 years ago

    Not if you’re talking about the basketball team in Boston. That’s why I spelled it with an ‘S’. A celt (with a small ‘c’ and pronounced ‘selt’) is also a type of stone axe or adze. Knowing this, I composed this limerick in my college days:

    A celt (pronounced ‘s’) is an axe. A celt (pronounced ‘k’) makes attacks. You’ll insult a kelt If you call him a selt And he’ll give you some whacks with his axe.

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