Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 20, 2011

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    zero  almost 12 years ago

    Just to the right is NFLheim where beer swilling jock sniffers go….

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Waaah! He’s dead! :(

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    lewisbower  almost 12 years ago

    I was going to die gloriously for Allah until I found those 72 virgins were nuns with rulers.

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    puddleglum1066  almost 12 years ago

    Lew, ghost, Chikuku: check out Steve Martin’s take on the “72 virgins” promise–he demonstrates just why they’re still virgins…

    Eldo: that was only true in the days when toons were still made of ink and paint. Now they’re mostly digital, so you gotta use a hacker to kill ‘em…

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    Spyderred  almost 12 years ago

    Sooo the concept of paradise requires no more than 72 virgins, with no spec on age or appearance. That means, based on average copulation rates, about 4 months of deflowering each, and then they’re no longer virgins, but instead are wives wanting houses, children, water supply, food, etc. And that’s paradise????

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    yyyguy  almost 12 years ago

    never seen it put so aptly, spyderred

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    When I’m greeted at Walmart, that’s as far as it goes.

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    Kirokithikis  almost 12 years ago

    Think about it guys, if you were housed with 72 virgins there is absolutely no way in Hel you would ever get to use the washroom!!!

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    DjGuardian  almost 12 years ago

    That would be one unlucky rabbit’s foot.

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