Ralston: What's that smell? Viking: That's the rich, proud, earthy aroma of the mighty viking! Ralston: Well, it smells like a wet yak died in its own vomit! I didn't say I didn't like it...
For some reason, I thought of Utah Phillips’ “Moose Turd Pie”— google the YouTube video for a treat.
Smells like Ick-tory..!