Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 20, 2013
Man: Tyr, here in anger management, we want to teach you that fighting isn't the answer to everything. Tyr: But I'm the Norse god of war! People look to me for victory in battle! What am I supposed to tell someone in the middle of a fight who asks for my aid? Man: Tell them to find a happy place! Tyr: That might be difficult with an axe in their spleen.