Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 31, 2013
Scrappy Lad: So, Moxie, you wanna... Moxie Gumption: Stuff it, nimrod. Scrappy Lad: Why are you so bitter? I know you were raised in an orphanage, but... Moxie: An orphanage!?! Forget that, I was raised in a cannery! I hadda work a lid press my whole life! Those stuck-up orphanage brats don't even know how EASy they got it! Scrappy Lad: Man, I guess they don't make adorable waifs like they used to... Moxie: I'll THEM a "hard-knock life"!