Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 16, 2020
Ralston: If you make your own meals, it'll be much healthier, and you'll save money! Hamhock: So what are these? Ralston: You mean the tomatoes? Hamhock: And what about that stuff? Ralston: It's lettuce! How could you not know what any of this is? Hamhock: Well, there's no wrappers on them!