Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 11, 2021
Captain Victorious: Ah, you're full of it. Ralston: You're not listening to me!! Hamhock: Y'know, you guys are like an old married couple. Ralston: Oh, that's ridiculous! I think it's so trite when people accuse old friends of acting like a married couple! Captain Victorious: That's 'cause it makes you the wife. Ralston: I'm not the wife!!!