Captain Victorious: *Gasp*! That asteroid is dangerously close to the earth! I'll take care of this!! Noise: Boom! Ralston: Lemme guess, was the moon looking at you funny? Captain Victorious: Y'know, I thought that thing looked familiar...
saywhatwhat 11 months ago
Please don’t break the Moon. It’s important for Earth’s stability and not just because it’s pretty.
leucadiadave Premium Member 11 months ago
Alexander Abian would be pleased.
Znox11 11 months ago
Now, what can he do about all that pesky water that keeps threatening to wash us all away.
LOLBeth 11 months ago
Now that Captain Victorious has destroyed civilization, I suppose Mr. Negato will save it.
landon Premium Member 11 months ago
This is how Neal Stephenson’s Seveneves starts?
knight1192a 11 months ago
Well, there goes the planet
cuzinron47 11 months ago
That should change the tide of things.
christelisbetty 11 months ago
It makes more sense than the premise of “Space 1999”.