Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 04, 2022
Bixby: Moxie, we gotta talk about your obsession with Ralston. Moxie: But he loves me! Look, he gave me this! Bixby: He gave you a man's watch? Moxie: Well, he didn't stop me from breaking into his house and stealing it from his safe!! If that's not love, I don't know what it is! Bixby: It's a felony.