Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 25, 2023
fritz: bixby, why do you have half our staff sitting in garbage cans? bixby: I'm protecting my assets! I figure with the world economy collapsing, the only thing of any value soon will be garbage! fritz: Bixby, that has got to be the most ridiculous idea I have ever-dibs on the recycling bins. bixby: Hey, hands off my hedge funds!!