Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 25, 2024
Transcript:
hamhock: Tyr, is it true that vikings make their clothes only from the animals that they eat? tyr: aye! the viking has the utmost respect for nature and the noble spirit of the beast!! From the horns on my helmet down, all my clothes are made from animals I had to kill for food!! hamhock: Even the garfield skin boots? Tyr:oh...that was just 'cause he was annoying me...
LawrenceS 3 months ago
He annoys everyone, Tyr. I don’t know whether to thank you or say you need to work on becoming more tolerant of others.
Pharmakeus Ubik 3 months ago
Unless he killed Garfield for lasagna, he’s already violated his own code.
SpammersAreScum 3 months ago
Yes, but… the “Vikings wear horns” bit is not historical, and apparently was made up by artists in the 1800s.