Why do I always get picked last?
Only because the rabbit went to a better known college. Wait until they see your triple-twisting slither-sideways off-the-scales jump shot. Besides, after that last “alleged” incident, what rabbit is going to want to guard you?
Because you’re a “Low Down” Snake in the Grass….. lol
Because you’re just not a hoop snake.
Absence of ability to dribble the ball!