I have to squash you.
“Instead of ‘taping it up’, we’re ‘scraping it (you) up’.”
I knew that “splat” sounded louder than usual…
What’s the last thing that went through the fly’s head when it hit the windscreen? Its ar$e.
The Pete Reiser of bugs.
This is more of a “grand splat”
Somedays you’re the windshield. And somedays you’re the bug.
That’s gonna leave a mark…
At least give him a shot of cortisone …
But did he make the catch?
Reminds me of an old joke.
Two bugs see a third one smash into a car windshield. One turns to the other and says "Man, that took guts. "
The other responds “Yeah, but he ain’t got enough guts to do it again”.
Just help me stand up- I’ll walk it off.
Rub some dirt on it…
Bring out the squeegee!