Can a manatee drown?
It should be a beached whale.
….and ready for prison pinstripes… or do they just do the orange thing in NJ? Anyway, if he’s lucky, the prison food will help him lose weight….. always look on the bright side of incarceration…. whistle whistle whistle…..
Christie in the water? Isn’t that pollution?
@Darsan54: No, but let the cry go out—"Manatee Down!"
Chris Christie performing his most valuable public service: Emergency flotation device for the entire state of New Jersey.
Quick! Drive out on the bridge and save him. Awww, it’s closed.
Well, if he goes to prison (doubtful), he’ll have plenty of time to work out, get some cool tatts, and learn a new trade, like hotwiring cars.
Naw, remember, he’s a Republican…
I’m betting he’ll avoid prosecution (like Bart Simpson’s “I-didn’t-do it, nobody-saw-me-do-it, ya-can’t-prove-a-thing!” defrense) and take a job as sportscaster for the ‘Mets’ – and he’d actually be pretty good at it.
Well, that’s water under the Bridge…gate.
They are mammals, so they can get oxygen only from air. Yes they can drown, and if hit hard enough by some idiot speeding in a motorboat, do.
More debris from dirty Trump the destroyer.
Still, he could run the VA.
If only he’d taken a few others with him. Lots of room for Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio and Donald Trump alongside him.