Jeff Danziger for December 30, 2016

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Can a manatee drown?

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    PainterArt Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It should be a beached whale.

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    wyneaux  over 6 years ago

    ….and ready for prison pinstripes… or do they just do the orange thing in NJ? Anyway, if he’s lucky, the prison food will help him lose weight….. always look on the bright side of incarceration…. whistle whistle whistle…..

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    lopaka  over 6 years ago

    Christie in the water? Isn’t that pollution?

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    cocavan11  over 6 years ago

    @Darsan54: No, but let the cry go out—"Manatee Down!"

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    Chris Christie performing his most valuable public service: Emergency flotation device for the entire state of New Jersey.

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    Kip W  over 6 years ago

    Quick! Drive out on the bridge and save him. Awww, it’s closed.

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    kaffekup   over 6 years ago

    Well, if he goes to prison (doubtful), he’ll have plenty of time to work out, get some cool tatts, and learn a new trade, like hotwiring cars.

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    David Riedel Premium Member over 6 years ago


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    Zuhlamon Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Naw, remember, he’s a Republican


    I’m betting he’ll avoid prosecution (like Bart Simpson’s “I-didn’t-do it, nobody-saw-me-do-it, ya-can’t-prove-a-thing!” defrense) and take a job as sportscaster for the ‘Mets’ – and he’d actually be pretty good at it.

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    halvincobbes Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Well, that’s water under the Bridge…gate.

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    hippogriff  over 6 years ago


    They are mammals, so they can get oxygen only from air. Yes they can drown, and if hit hard enough by some idiot speeding in a motorboat, do.

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    Happy Two Shoes  over 6 years ago

    More debris from dirty Trump the destroyer.

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    scribbly  over 6 years ago

    Still, he could run the VA.

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    Durak Premium Member over 6 years ago

    If only he’d taken a few others with him. Lots of room for Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio and Donald Trump alongside him.

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    TaximanSteve  over 6 years ago


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