Jeff Danziger for May 17, 2022

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    Fflashbang  3 months ago

    Shouldn’t be any great loss, McDonald’s should be taken to court for those shrunken Big Macs which are nowhere near as big as they once were.

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    I’m QUITE sure that McDonald is pulling out 100% on the basis of inadequate return on investment… well, maybe their estimate of that for the future.

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    STEPUP  3 months ago

    I remember when the first McD’s opened in our area, and the burgers were 15 cents, and big!!! Menu was small; burgers, fries, and soft drinks or shakes!!

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    Daeder  3 months ago

    Is not beef patty, is potato.

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    Patjade Premium Member 3 months ago

    The only item on the menu? Is potato.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf6pekk5CqU

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    admiree2  3 months ago

    Well, now some Russians will be improving themselves with a healthier diet.

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    FrankErnesto  3 months ago

    How do we get them to leave this area?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Vodka Shakes?? Vladdy McPutin!! LOL!!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago

    It took McD’s long enough to pull out.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    ”At McPutin’s, We Do It All For You.”

    Hold the pickled beets and cabbage

    Special Orders we can manage.

    (Oligarchs took cheese to go with their soufflés.)

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    With each order you get vodka

    To blunt the taste of cockroach ca-ca

    “Moscow Stray Dogs” on the special menu today.

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    Ukraine wheat that we did hijack

    Soon will provide scrumptious hard tack

    Fortified with crematory ashes and clay.

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    Don’t complain, Be Patriotic!

    Hero Vlad just pulled a hat trick:

    Bombed three children’s schools in a row today!

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    Lest enthusiasm lag

    Contemplate long years in a gulag

    “Special Military Action” is the phrase to say.

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    Solzhenitsyn’s “Archipelago”

    Was and is no lie, as you will know

    If you end there working your way.

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    Have a good day, and see you soon

    When Ukraine’s a complete ruin

    And NATO allies lose focus and apart fray.

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    Newenglandah  3 months ago

    McDonald’s is to food as Republican Party is to government.

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    DROODLE  3 months ago

    have you checked out a Milk Bone lately?

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    mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago

    What will the former con-guy-in-charge eat when he visits his bosom buddy?

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 3 months ago

    LOL,gasp,I snorted my coffee…..

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    jhayesd31  3 months ago

    Wait Wait…. is that Russian army officer going to use a Garrote on that poor cow?

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 3 months ago

    Try our delicious polonium tea! It leaves you with that certain glow!

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 3 months ago

    McDonald’s leaves Russia for good after 30 years there because of war in Ukraine The hamburger and fast food chain, McDonalds, is ceasing operations in Russia after 30 years of activity in the country. Now begins a process of sale of restaurants, consisting of 850 locations, according to a statement from the restaurant chain.

    McVlads motto, “There are no dead soldiers in hamburger meat”.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Where will traitor Trump find a hamburder in Moscow now?

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 3 months ago

    Love the look on the cow’s face. She knows what’s coming.

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    “Is potato with that?”

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    Recently re-read “Huck Finn” for the umpteenth (that’s a technical term) time. At one point, comparing meals, Huck raved about the real thing as opposed to “a hunk of your old cold cannibal.” Not sure why both McDonald’s and Putin reminded me of that……

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is potato.

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    nyg16  3 months ago

    Nyet big Mac for you

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    Lola85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why go to McDonald’s when you can have a Whataburger?

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I am getting huge celebration potato.

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