Jeff Stahler for March 11, 2018

But who is firing who?

Instead of saying “You’re fired!”, they would say “Fire One!”

Not sure these are the best choice for peace talks …

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/celebrity

1. countable noun

A celebrity is someone who is famous, especially in areas of entertainment such as movies, music, writing, or sports.

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/apprentice

1. countable noun

An apprentice is a young person who works for someone in order to learn their skill.

According to Dennis Rodman, Kim enjoys karaoke and horseback riding.

With those two in charge the world will end up in fire.

They should make them sell roses in a mall – who ever makes the most gets to decide if NK is denuclearized or not.

If the aliens have in fact engineered us to be smarter, I’d like to ask the ancient astronaut theorists,“How did we wind up with these two schmendricks?”

I think Trump would rather launch a nuclear strike against North Korea than allow someone else to get credit for the peace.