Jeff Stahler for October 24, 2019

What’s a nice lady like you doing in a porno shop?

The word “Trump” appears prominently in the Index. The Text Headings — Noun, Adjective, Verb, and Adverb — are all positive superlatives. The compound word “NeverTrump” also appears, with the names of all Democrats and disloyal Republicans, plus all media except FOX.

And “trump” in cockney slang means to break wind from the rear…sounds just about right to me!!

Buttercup doesn’t read, so that book probably has lots of comics with himself as the greatest super hero of all time. Best uses for it are to wrap fish or cover the bottoms of bird cages.

OT: My church is a very small building on a very big lot. Google maps had it plotted in the center of the property in the middle of the woods and direcedt you to go down a side street to abeam this position to get there.

Fortunately, Google maps has a way to submit corrections which I did. I moved the church 750 feet to its proper location.

I’ve now submitted a change request to move Colorado to the Mexican border.

With black-line illustrations and a free box of crayons.

At first, I thought the book should be bigger, but then I remembered that Trump only uses/understands very small words.

Is that the bigly print edition?

Hey lady, he wrote about how he liked grabbing you like a sex object for a billionaire playboy to toy with.

Trying to tease out factual meaning from his word salad is a fruitless as trying to carry water in a box woven from lies.