Jeff Stahler for May 14, 2020

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Have to admit, this scene bothers me: They’re too close together. In fact I’ve been reading some stories set in the 90s and they bother me. Strange how quickly I’ve adapted, eh?

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    Dtroutma  almost 4 years ago

    But it’s always been wise to use protection.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Porn Hub seems to be thriving.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No tongue?

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    wyneaux  almost 4 years ago

    Uh…. don’t know what their hands are doing…. but…. well…. that’s not what I’d call sex…. but then this is a family venue I suppose…. do kids view political cartoons these days?

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    Sex? Oh yeah, I remember what that was. It had something to do with bees and birds.

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    cdward  almost 4 years ago

    I know it’s just for fun, but if you’re that close, the mask really isn’t necessary… other protection, maybe.

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    Pickled Pete  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the story about the backwoods farmer, wielding a pitchfork, chasing a Trojan salesman back in the 50’s. . . This farmer, because he already had 9 children, was induced to buy a gross of condoms…When this salesman returned a couple years later, the farmer had 2 more children and murder in his heart!

    “Wait , wait!” shouted the salesman, terrified " what’s wrong?"

    “Dem der dang tings you done sold me, dey don’t work wurt a dang” the farmer yelled back “I got me 2 more youngens!”

    “Well how did you use them?” came the query

    “Dang tings when I put em on were too big” said the farmer “so I done cut the ends off.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Day 37 of the quarantine.. noticed a topless woman sitting on my sofa, apparently she’s my wife.

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    thelordthygod666  almost 4 years ago

    This crisis has caused a sharp drop in income for sex workers, even though curbside pick-up is available.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    It’s been so long since I had sex, I forget who gets tied up! :-O

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t miss ’em. Put them in the category of movies where Indians and baddies are the only ones who get shot. Wasted space.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Trump ruins everything.

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    ferddo  almost 4 years ago

    Still too steamy for Pence…

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    She wants a good PG sex scene? She should watch A Place To Call Home. Especially Carolyn and Jack (real life spouses), in season 2 and Olivia and the visiting artist in season 3. For X-rated scenes, as I am unaware of her likes, she is on her own. Except Daisy Taylor, she is hot.

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