Jeff Stahler for May 20, 2020

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    sipsienwa Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I guess he has really been taking it for years.

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    billiegoatgruff  over 3 years ago

    You really think Trump has the brains to ask a real doctor? Yeah, Riiiiight

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    What about death? Isn’t that a side effect? We can hope.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    I do not believe that Trump is actually taking it. It is just another lie, provocation and promotion for a drug where he and one of his important GOP donors have a stake in the company.

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    superposition  over 3 years ago

    Please please please don’t consider taking it as a way to prevent Covid-19. It’s proven ineffective for Covid-19 as well as causing heart arrhythmia in otherwise healthy people.

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    sevaar777  over 3 years ago

    … And a way the Demented Dotard of Doom may get to experience the big sleep, which is the greatest benefit the drug could possibly give.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Trump was a douche before claiming to be taking the drug.

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    bob666  over 3 years ago

    Pre -existing condition

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    shakeswilly  over 3 years ago

    This has to be the longest word in Trump’s vocabulary. He just keeps repeating it like toddler learning new words.

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    Stevefk  over 3 years ago

    Time for an overdose!

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    The Love of Money is . . .  over 3 years ago

    He’s just found the phone number for Dr. Pepper, Inc. He’s getting a second opinion.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And yes, HE’S INSANE!!

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    PraiseofFolly  over 3 years ago

    Possible product retro spokespersons: Napoleon, Bismarck, Lenin, Stalin, Mao …

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    The drug is potentially dangerous to FAT people. Trump does not want to admit that he is a Tub o’ Lard, and will undoubtedly point at Taft to prove how fit and trim he actually is.

    My wife is a nurse: has been for 50 years. For a half century she has been trained and has experience in evaluating people’s general health condition just by looking at them. Hand her and infant and she is playing with their toes and fingers and prodding it here and there. “Coochie-coo” myass – she’s doing a well-baby checkup. Nurses do that.

    So she can make an initial diagnosis of medical conditions a person can possibly have without touching a patient. Actual condition, of course, depends on having the proper tests done. If Trump were her patient she would advise him to have a whole battery of tests done.

    Trump exhibits disorders including drug addiction, liver failure. prostate issues and cardiac problems.

    Trump also exhibits a number of psychiatric disorders. If we were to practice ancient Greek medicine where people would vote on the best way to treat a person who is ill, the mental health nurses of America would have him committed.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Does Las Vegas have a “line” on when Trump will have a heart attack? I don’t wish Trump any evil, but I do want to cash in on what I see as a sure thing.

    Trump doesn’t smoke. There, I said it. That is the only positive thing I can find to say about him.

    He is FAT, to put not too fine a point on it. Technically speaking, he’s morbidly obese and he and Pompeo are getting fatter by the hour. His diet consists of high-cholesterol, high-sugar junk food in large quantities. His sleeping habits are atrocious and riding in a golf cart does not constitute exercise. He takes everything seriously and personally and judging by the veins pulsing in his temples and neck when he has one of his temper tantrums, has high blood pressure. That orange glow of his could possibly be jaundice indicating liver failure.

    Besides the current drug that he is taking which is not recommended for obese people, I do not know what other drugs he is on to manage all these conditions. I would not want to be his liver.

    So Trump most likely will die from a heart attack (I’m guessing within 6 months) with stroke and liver failure coming in the place and show positions.

    I wonder what his life insurance premiums look like. If I were to issue him a $100,000 policy I’d want the first $200,000 up front.

    So, where do I go to place my bet?

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    The picture of health, all pink (OK, orange) and glowing, advising us on our national well-being.

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    Bookworm  over 3 years ago

    (Sing to the tune of "Down By the Riverside): “Gonna prevent that Covid bug / Hydroxychloroquine / Hydroxychloroquine / Hydroxychloroquine. / Gonna prevent that Covid Bug. / Gonna listen to doctors no more!”

    But as they say on Mythbusters, Do NOT try this at home. Seriously.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Besides being Twitterpated, Buttercup arrived in DC already possessing all the best qualities of megalomania and then some. Now he claims to be taking a medicine that exacerbates those same disorders. Probably so he can sue the maker when actual symptoms flare up. What a guy, (~

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Death is one of the side effects, here’s hoping.

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    Mowog  over 3 years ago

    Do not inject Clorox for Covid19 if you are currently taking Windex for windmill cancer.

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    streetbeater  over 3 years ago

    Those aren’t side effects, those are pre-existing conditions.

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    ferddo  over 3 years ago

    Until Trump and his gang make a new investment into something else – then that will be the new salvation drug that he’ll promote…

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    Diamond Lil  over 3 years ago

    he’s trying to put a whopper over on the general public. If the White House physician really condoned it, he would have hid license yanked. A lying sack of rat excrement trying to kill his countrymen by promoting poison.

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    Zuhlamon Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Isn’t hair loss a side effect, as well?

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    braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Does anyone believe he is actually taking it?

    He cannot pronounce the word without pausing to look at the phonetic spelling.

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    billdaviswords  over 3 years ago

    Chloroquine isn’t really that dangerous. Like most drugs, there are occasional side effects. We lived in a malarial area for 30 years and took many drugs as prophylaxis, and as treatments dozens and dozens of times. Chloroquine was actually one of the safer and milder options. I’m not aware of any of our many co-workers (or the native population) having any serious reactions. It was certainly better than malaria, which can be fatal or cause serious brain damage, etc.

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Trump mocked after saying he’ll stop taking hydroxychloroquine in two days

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