Any joke you have to explain is not funny. Any “joke” you have to explain away it worse than not funny.
But don’t worry about it: The whole world is divided into three parts: Those who laugh, those who hold their noses, and those who weren’t watching when he emitted that particular string of words. And the parts are disjoint.
MagaNinny is a joke trying to explain her joke of a boss. It’s like trying to walk down a very steep icy ramp with leather soles designed for flat surfaces and the sun baking you and your being so careful as to not spill your glass of water on your very expensive red tie as you take a sip. A very tall task indeed. /s
Trump and his staff do not lie. It’s just that they have different meanings for words than are published in the dictionary.
According to Maganinny, Trump leaving the helicopter after the Tulsa-no-show Bunde Meeting was “vitalized” – A person who is “vitalized” is characterised by wrinkled coat, disheveled tie, slumped shoulders, shuffling walk, blood-shot, baggy eyes and hangdog face – VITALIZED – say it boys and girls! You can do it. Learn a new word today.
I didn’t like her in 2016 and now that she has an ‘official title’ I like her even less. Why do they even bother with press conferences when we know the answers to the reporters questions? Do the reporters think a bit of truth might be told? Fat chance.
Buttercup is the joke. There’s no explaining him except possibly that both parents were smoking something sparkly during the 3 minutes they wasted on their honeymoon.
Would someone explain to me how to tell when/which portion of trumps speeches are jokes. Seems every time he says something over the top.. his aids say that part was a joke. Offhand, everything about your president seems to be a joke.. a deadly joke.
Exactly! If they’re jokes, why aren’t people laughing? With all of these obscene, ignorant ideas (so-called “jokes”), he’s really just testing to see if they get any traction.
I’m a Christian, a real one (I care about people), so I’ve always been a Democrat. I realized a long time ago Democrats are of all different beliefs, but Republicans only worship money and Satan.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Any joke you have to explain is not funny. Any “joke” you have to explain away it worse than not funny.
But don’t worry about it: The whole world is divided into three parts: Those who laugh, those who hold their noses, and those who weren’t watching when he emitted that particular string of words. And the parts are disjoint.
Daeder over 3 years ago
Like his “jokes” about committing treason? Hahaha! So funny!
RAGs over 3 years ago
Anything he says that gets too much push back is a “joke”. Why aren’t we laughing?
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
… She would be standing there for at least three and a half years.
Imagine over 3 years ago
The President is a joke. Nothing to explain there.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m amazed at how these people like MagaNinny can stand there and defend the orange idiot.
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe a Trump Disciple will explain the one about Mexico paying for it.
dshans over 3 years ago
Accept the fact that whatever he says is only a joke when he gets called on it.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
And by defending Trump you are his latest joke.
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
She’s just sailing her barge down Denial!
Ally2005 over 3 years ago
MagaNinny is a joke trying to explain her joke of a boss. It’s like trying to walk down a very steep icy ramp with leather soles designed for flat surfaces and the sun baking you and your being so careful as to not spill your glass of water on your very expensive red tie as you take a sip. A very tall task indeed. /s
Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago
Press Secretary Barbie…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago
She is going to explain herself?
dflak over 3 years ago
Trump and his staff do not lie. It’s just that they have different meanings for words than are published in the dictionary.
According to Maganinny, Trump leaving the helicopter after the Tulsa-no-show Bunde Meeting was “vitalized” – A person who is “vitalized” is characterised by wrinkled coat, disheveled tie, slumped shoulders, shuffling walk, blood-shot, baggy eyes and hangdog face – VITALIZED – say it boys and girls! You can do it. Learn a new word today.
Ontman Premium Member over 3 years ago
I didn’t like her in 2016 and now that she has an ‘official title’ I like her even less. Why do they even bother with press conferences when we know the answers to the reporters questions? Do the reporters think a bit of truth might be told? Fat chance.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Buttercup is the joke. There’s no explaining him except possibly that both parents were smoking something sparkly during the 3 minutes they wasted on their honeymoon.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Canadian bacon, Polish sausage, Tijuana tacos, …..it’s elementary.
The Love of Money is . . . over 3 years ago
Trump missed his ‘calling’ doing stand-up comedy, but McNinny would have to explain which were jokes.
Take my President. . . . . PLEASE.Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Would someone explain to me how to tell when/which portion of trumps speeches are jokes. Seems every time he says something over the top.. his aids say that part was a joke. Offhand, everything about your president seems to be a joke.. a deadly joke.
Radish the wordsmith Premium Member over 3 years ago
How did a blow up doll get into such a position? At pervert Trump’s WH anything can happen.
Conmic over 3 years ago
Exactly! If they’re jokes, why aren’t people laughing? With all of these obscene, ignorant ideas (so-called “jokes”), he’s really just testing to see if they get any traction.
guyjen2004 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Despite the fact that she graduated from Harvard, I like her because she’s quite attractive. :)
FrankErnesto over 3 years ago
Press Secretary Barbie
Perkycat over 3 years ago
She has been sufficiently brain-washed.
lobo1939 over 3 years ago
She is phenom. I thought the last two were blond joke poster girls, but MAGAnininini is a whole class unto herself.
msstetts4 over 3 years ago
I think of Don Henley’s “Dirty Laund” every time I see her on the news
Curiosity Premium Member over 3 years ago
Unfortunately He is the joke, and a very sick one……….
ferddo over 3 years ago
Might as well assume that when Trump makes any statements he is only joking… particularly until he has a chance to evaluate the fall-out…
ferddo over 3 years ago
Odd how Trumpers say they love Trump because “he says what he means”, but then feel they have to explain what he “really meant”…
Librarylady over 3 years ago
Bless her heart, she is a vapid-looking, insipid-sounding young woman who asked Trump to eat her soul.
diegot over 3 years ago
She explained that the comment about covin-19 tests was “tongue in cheek”. It seemed to me more like a “head in ass” comment.
dickanders Premium Member over 3 years ago
Amazing how flexible with the truth a person can be when their paycheck depends on it.
kentmarx36 over 3 years ago
Speaking of one of THE MOLDY ORANGE FRUITCAKE’S JOKES…
Monchoxyz over 3 years ago
Why don’t you explain all of Trump jokes on Fox’s news. It looks like they could stand to lighten up a little.
sipsienwa Premium Member over 3 years ago
Stepford press secretary.
trixnnort over 3 years ago
wait-if she’s a blond???
tee929 over 3 years ago
First it was “All the President’s Men”, now it is "all the electoral college elected president’s jokes? Funny no was was laughing….
bakana over 3 years ago
Since he’s never been caught Deliberately telling a joke, she doesn’t have to worry.
Treehggr87 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I thank God everyday that I am on the right side of history, and I’m an atheist. Buh bye #45 in November
vree66 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m a Christian, a real one (I care about people), so I’ve always been a Democrat. I realized a long time ago Democrats are of all different beliefs, but Republicans only worship money and Satan.