Alas, this is apparently “Cartoon true”.
One might think some lies are just too big to swallow. The Republican leadership is meeting behind closed doors rewriting the King James version of the Bible to the King Donald version.
Jonah NOW swallows the whale. The Lord works in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform. Republicans are down on both knees praying the voters will believe the Chosen One. “One” more time.
It’s time for my nap.
Read it or you could listen to one of his rallies. Sound effects an funny voice included.
Put it on Fox News, Trump likes Fox News. Tell him it’s mail from Putin, he listens to Putin.
They show him pictures, I hear.
Years ago, when I was in Moscow, flipping through the channels I came accross a news cast. The woman reading the news was wearing only a bra and panties, with very sheer fabric. She calmly read the news – everything was factual. I told my colleague about it in the morning at breakfast, he had lived in Moscow for 2 years by then. He said, yes, she reads the real news – but nobody pays attention to the news. I guess Fox is the closest to that here, except they don’t just report the news. They obscure it, maybe if they wore the same costume, they could balance their bullsh*t with some facts.
Does anyone else find it ironic that these briefings, when given to Trump, are called “Intelligence Briefings?”
Too bad Chuck Jones and Friz Freling are both dead… maybe they could have animated the briefings like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. THEN fatso might have paid attention…but only if the briefings were delivered by Jessica Rabbit…
“While you read it, let me tell you about how I won in 2016 and how much the Republicans love me – according to these new polling numbers that Brad just gave me – what, did you say something?!”
“The Boss of Russia hated hamsters. ‘I hate all hamsters,’ he said, ‘but I ESPECIALLY hate Hamster Huey!’ One day, the Boss announced that he would pay 100 gold pieces to anyone who could trap a hamster in a gooey kablooie… "
And keep the reading to one minute segments. I can’t take a lotta stuff.
UnAmerican Trump knew over a year ago Putin put a bounty on American soldiers.
Those “daily briefings” should be aired on state TV (aka Fox News) as that is the only source trump seems to listen too.
Gratification for the nit-witted.
tRump’s disdain for any printed material seems to indicate that he has always had a very serious reading problem. He does not want any printed information, like school grades or tax returns, released as he has no idea what they might say. Insisting on visuals and having information read to him, are typical compensation techniques.
Somehow I doubt these briefing papers would be boring to me. Scary and a bit overwhelming maybe.
Mrs. & Mr. Ivanka along with MagaNinny should set up a Barbie puppet show for his daily Briefing. No, that wouldn’t work. He’d pay close attention, just not to national security matters.
Sad when Trump’s staff admits that it withholds information from Trump because they do not believe he can handle it… if the people closest to him have little confidence in him, how are the rest of us expected to trust him?
Has Trump ever done anything good for the USA?
@l3l71: could be Buttercup’s dyslexic. Unlike those who have been able to handle the condition and their lives, he continues to get a lot backwards or sideways.
When we’re dealing with a mental child such as Donnie John, we might try the P.D.B. presented as a “sock-puppet” play.
Orange you glad he will be gone soon?
How about doing Elmer Fudd singing, “Kill da Wabbit!”
Maybe he should get one of those blond Fox bimbos to read it to him… Press Sec’y maybe
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