Jeff Stahler for August 21, 2020

I know, I know. The elephant’s wrong. That’s not at ALL what he wanted. He wanted to get rich(er) and more important; and he wanted to show those (you know what kind of) people their proper  place. He worked very well with Il Douche because they think similarly, but he couldn’t stay because he was too smart (and showed it) and Il Douche doesn’t tolerate that in his close associates.

(Smart enough to outthink the Mango Mistake, which is a very low bar; but not smart enough to get away with shady schemes… or avoid them.)

He was never housebroken either.

He wanted to impress his former master, so naturally, he thought committing crimes and getting indicted is the best way to get Il Douche’s attention.

Cartoon should show the whole kennel of attack dogs: Barr, Moscow Mitch, Sleaze Mnuchin, Gym Jordan, Eduardo Cruz, Rudi, Kellyanne, and the rest.

There’s a whole pack of those curs that are going to the pound.

It’s nice to see the President cared enough to get a Dog ! Too bad it’s already in the dog pound. Bad Dog ! Bad !

No, he just wanted to grate America!

He tried to promote fascism in Europe through hate towards immigrants, but wasn’t as successful as he was in the United States. Remember that for the first seven months of the Trump administration he was their chief strategist and his opinion dominated over people more knowledgeable.

Will Trump pardon him after the election?

This is how I always pictured bannon.

The hilarious part is the people he scammed are defending him. Talk about easy marks.

Dog looks like he’s been too long without a fireplug, handy tree, or medial outlet. But there’s a handy pants leg close by.

You and the dog walk off a cliff, that would be a start.

MAGA: More Alcoholics Guzzling Absinthe

Just one more of Trump’s “Best and Brightest.”

People are known by the company they keep. Trump keeps company with criminals. And he’s tough on Law and Order so he pardons them all.

I knew a manager once who was head of a department of 12 people. Every last person in that department had a bad attitude according to him. Let’s say that there is a 50-50 chance that a person can have a bad attitude. The odds of all 12 of them having a bad attitude is about one in 4 thousand. This is probably not a random occurrence; it is more likely that there is a common cause.

Take a look at Trump’s list of felons. Take a look at his turnover rate. Those metrics alone speak volumes of how poor a manager and leader he is.

Wow.. not having seen Bannon for some time.. He’s looking good, love the hair, bet a lot of women are envious.

But remember, as a Republikkklan, the quadruped has “pure blood lines”! The purest!

Every right winger is a liar and a thief apparently.

Trump distanced himself Thursday from Steve Bannon’s efforts to crowdsource private funds for a border wall, saying it was “done for showboating reasons” and “inappropriate”. What happened to Trump’s usual cries of "witch hunt " when one of his buddies is arrested? A pardon? NYS can still charge him and Trump can’t do anything about it. Will Steve flip on Trump? We’ll see. Trump said he feels “very sad” about Bannon arrest. I’m sure that will mean a lot to Steve. Steve, I think your SOL. The Trump bus has done it’s job and has moved on.

America has become a laughing-stock for the entire world. “Things may be bad here (Europe, Africa, Asia) but at least we don’t have Trump.”

Just another quivering, snarling, white-hot ball of MAGA terrier.

What else would you expect from criminal Republicans?

I’ll hire only the BEST people. What is the number of ex-Trump officials who have now been indicted?

IF that was a RESPONSIBLE dog owner, he’d pick up the dog crap left behind for others to deal with. That’s THE P(ART) OF THE DEAL.

Trump probably had nothing to do with this scandal. Now, the fact that he trusted Bannon and other either convicted or soon-to-be convicted criminals, shows a lot about his judgement and the choices he makes.