Jeff Stahler for October 18, 2020

Likely most undecided voters are not trying to decide between Trump and Biden, but whether to stay on the couch or get out and cast an actual ballot.

Whoa. That’s a RARE item!

“How do you know, Master?”

“It’s unused.”

That brain is Aby Normal

“Whose brain did I put in?”

“You won’t be angry?”

“No”

“Abby”

“Abby who?”

“Abby Normal” – Young Frankenstein

Should be full of maggots.

If, on election day, he hits it with a jolt of electricity, that brain will act impulsively as it usually does anyway.

Like the undecided voters at trumps town hall which included a major trump supporter in excellent camera view giving all kinds of positive body language.

They really need to get off of the pot.

https://www.gocomics.com/strangebrew/2020/10/14

Yeah, if you’re still undecided at this point, then I think that explains a lot about how the U.S. got into the present situation of “leadership”.

Undecided? Who in hell have you been listening to, or what the hell have you been reading, that’s given you a fear of decency?

I heard Aidy Bryant on SNL last year sum up the election perfectly: The whole election pivots on a few undecided voters in swing states who flip a coin on their way into the voting booth.

Maybe the undecided voters are praying that they’re dreaming, and when they wake up, there will be two candidates who are actually worthy of their consideration. Yes, I’m joking, but even though I made my decision long ago, I still wish for a candidate whom I truly support and admire. I still hope for that to happen some day.

For most who are undecided, it’s because they see neither candidate /party as one they would want to vote for, but they have no other options.

The undecided voter died months ago from Covid-19 while making up her mind, Doctor.

Abby Normal never could decide.

I don’t believe such a thing even exists. Sure people say “I’m undecided”… but they are lying (maybe even lying to themselves). They have made up their mind, but just don’t want to openly admit it.