Apparently the US Constitution, which every candidate quotes as his/her abiding belief while running for office, becomes something to subvert or ignore once elected. Few in congress bother to listen to the oath even as it’s read to them. Most of them hold up their right hands – when someone tells them which it is – and mutter the words while thinking yeah, yeah I get all that Can we get the to perks now?_
The states that have filed briefs to over turn a demonstrably proven election result are holding the US up to ridicule to the rest of the world. The nation that proved time and again that peaceful transitions of power were the gold-standard for continued respect and emulation by other nations is now being compared to preschoolers squabbling over the distribution of blocks and toys in the nursery. The gods are laughing.
If you’re a David Sedaris fan, you’re probably already familiar with his essay “Six To Eight Black Men”, which recounts the tale of the Dutch Santa Claus and his entourage of, you guessed it, six to eight black men. (Totally racist and I’m not condoning the tradition!). In the Netherlands, naughty children are beaten with sticks, stuffed in a sack, and taken away.
We should let the Dutch Santa deal with tanTrump.
Here’s David Sedaris reading his story if you need a laugh today!
Trump probably promised a lot of things to a lot of people, said promises to be fulfilled during his second term. Now he’s about to panic when those commitments come due and payable…
OK, so Trump has killed over a quarter of a million with his complacency over the Covid-19 pandemic.
Now GOP elected officials are poised to kill more people by humoring Trump’s claims that he won the election. Death threats have been received by government officials in 7 states so far. It’s only a matter of time when Republican complacency in the lies, deceits and hate-speech of Trump results in their “base” literally taking up arms and shooting and killing other people.
But in the GOP mind murdering people is OK, at least they are not rioting, looting and burning down buildings. Now that would be wrong. Property rights are always above human rights in the Republican mind. After all, it cost millions or billions to undo the damage caused by rioters. It doesn’t cost that much to bury or cremate corpses. MAGA.
45+ law cases all but one stating “NO.” But like a spoiled kid, Trump keeps harping, I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.
There are 45 of these, one for each of Trump’s law suits up to date.
sipsienwa Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Santa knows you have been a baaaaad boy. liar in chief.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
The GOP will get nothing but coal in their stockings this year. Trump promised to revive the coal industry. At least Trump can keep that promise.
DIF20 almost 3 years ago
that’s not going to happen either…..he just an all afround loser.
Radish the wordsmith Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Vicious covid spreading republicans are still trying to overturn the American election.
GiantShetlandPony almost 3 years ago
Santa says only a single lump of coal for a very naughty little boy.
Zev almost 3 years ago
It’s ironic how Trump is working 100 times harder to keep a job where he didn’t work at all.
Durak Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Santa hates you too, Donnie.
dflak almost 3 years ago
Santa: I like presidents who aren’t losers.
FrankErnesto almost 3 years ago
In terms of integrity, Santa does outrank the SC. Thanks, Mitch.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Apparently the US Constitution, which every candidate quotes as his/her abiding belief while running for office, becomes something to subvert or ignore once elected. Few in congress bother to listen to the oath even as it’s read to them. Most of them hold up their right hands – when someone tells them which it is – and mutter the words while thinking yeah, yeah I get all that Can we get the to perks now?_
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
The states that have filed briefs to over turn a demonstrably proven election result are holding the US up to ridicule to the rest of the world. The nation that proved time and again that peaceful transitions of power were the gold-standard for continued respect and emulation by other nations is now being compared to preschoolers squabbling over the distribution of blocks and toys in the nursery. The gods are laughing.
shamest Premium Member almost 3 years ago
micsal Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Santa gonna drop a freight car load of coal on this clown !
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sure do.. but that “naughty or nice” thing puts you in the lump of coal category, my elf’s will determine how much coal you get.
KEA almost 3 years ago
this is one of those times I wonder why those who are sure God is on their side don’t have more to say on the matter.
Perkycat almost 3 years ago
This comic made me laugh! ~~ he’s really grasping at straws!
Jody H. Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you’re a David Sedaris fan, you’re probably already familiar with his essay “Six To Eight Black Men”, which recounts the tale of the Dutch Santa Claus and his entourage of, you guessed it, six to eight black men. (Totally racist and I’m not condoning the tradition!). In the Netherlands, naughty children are beaten with sticks, stuffed in a sack, and taken away.
We should let the Dutch Santa deal with tanTrump.
Here’s David Sedaris reading his story if you need a laugh today!
https://www.google.com/search?q=david+sedaris+six+to+eight+black+men&oq=david+sedaris+six+to+eight+black+men&aqs=chrome..69i57.13744j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That is funny!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Trump probably promised a lot of things to a lot of people, said promises to be fulfilled during his second term. Now he’s about to panic when those commitments come due and payable…
dflak almost 3 years ago
Sometimes no action is worse than a bad action
OK, so Trump has killed over a quarter of a million with his complacency over the Covid-19 pandemic.
Now GOP elected officials are poised to kill more people by humoring Trump’s claims that he won the election. Death threats have been received by government officials in 7 states so far. It’s only a matter of time when Republican complacency in the lies, deceits and hate-speech of Trump results in their “base” literally taking up arms and shooting and killing other people.
But in the GOP mind murdering people is OK, at least they are not rioting, looting and burning down buildings. Now that would be wrong. Property rights are always above human rights in the Republican mind. After all, it cost millions or billions to undo the damage caused by rioters. It doesn’t cost that much to bury or cremate corpses. MAGA.
everett_r0 almost 3 years ago
Krampus is the only visitor Trump will see and he won’t bring Donnie Donnie Boy anything he’ll like….
Daltongang Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Centralia Pennsylvania perfectly describes tRumps revival of the coal industry as well as his entire administration.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Nutter Buttercup and Ha’Pense, the bobbing and weaving twins.
bakana almost 3 years ago
There he goes. Trying to Ruin Christmas by giving Santa the Virus.
bakana almost 3 years ago
So, now he’s seeing Visions in addition to the Voices?
joshschr Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Santa is a higher authority. It’s not going to help Trump.
dflak almost 3 years ago
45+ law cases all but one stating “NO.” But like a spoiled kid, Trump keeps harping, I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.I want to be President.
There are 45 of these, one for each of Trump’s law suits up to date.