Jeff Stahler for March 28, 2023

At that age, we practiced sounding out words and how to get under your desk if the nuclear war alarms went off.

Too bad there’s literally nowhere to hide in a school.

Yet another mass shooting for gun violence advocates to celebrate.

More proof that guns make us safer.

Former Christian, went woke, committed murder on Christians for being. Christian, thankfully shot and killed by cops. Finis.

^Hard to believe that someone can be so disgusting that they will blame being “woke” for yet another mass shooting.

“Oh, I almost forgot: We also learned about our ‘privilege’ and that we need to ‘check’ it.”

I know these comics are ready in advance, but how timely. Again.

The question should of been, " What did you learn in school today?"

I see Rick Scott (you know, the corporate criminal who should be in prison for stealing from Social Security?) thinks school shooters should get an automatic death sentence. This in the face of the fact that an awful lot of them wind up dead on arrival, either by their own hand or by the police.

Along with “Reading, Writing, Arithmetic”, school children are taught – as mandated by the Republican controlled State Legislature – "How to field strip and rebuild – blindfolded – various types of Rifles and Hand Guns.

Let us now celebrate our rights as Americans to go buy guns and kill Americans.

America, where everyone can own a gun, but medical care after being wounded will drive some to bankruptcy. Truly a third world sh!t hole country.

The gun “enthusiasts” say that it is the people not the guns. So the same people could kill a lot of people without ONE!?!?! Semiauto Peashooter!!

As long as people keep voting Republican we will have school shootings more often than second full moons in a month and one or two weekly mass shootings. If these casualties are acceptable to you, then vote GOP.

Don’t give me your thoughts and prayers. Those of you who stayed awake in church several weeks ago will get this reference: “Don’t bother leaving your offering at the altar.”

This was not a shooting. It was a mental health issue. Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. So sayeth the GOP. Also note how the GOP is jumping on the bandwagon to provide affordable mental health care to solve the problem.

Hypocrisy: see Republican Party.

Let’s go visit Congress and see all those GOP legislators proudly wearing their AR-15 pins. Let’s see who voted to make the AR-15 the official gun of America. Let’s take a look at their publicity pictures posing with the weapon. How about those heart-warming Christmas cards where even the children and the dog have a gun? Let’s hear it for the Pro-Life Party. MAGA.

Can’t like this one. It is too bitterly true. Education itself used to be called an essential survival tool for being able to manage one’s life in any society. Now it has bee superseded by learning how quickly one can protect oneself from shooters in order to continue to manage one’s life.

Prayers for the fallen, for the injured, for their families, and for their caretakers.

If it only were the end of killing

Andy Ogles who is the Republican Representative for the district in which the shooting occurred has an “A” rating from the Gun Owners of America Association. He’s indorsed by the NRA and has a 92% rating with them. He also has one of those heart-warming Christmas Cards with his gun-toting family.

His top funders are: Real Estate, Securities & Investment, Leadership PACs, Republican/Conservative, Oil & Gas, Retail Sales, General Contractors, Pharmaceuticals/Health Products, and Lawyers/Law Firms.

His office offered their “thoughts and prayers.”

Best solution possible.. given the culture that has permeated America.

They had a “code silver” at my DOL’s place of employment. Code silver is “weapon or hostage situation.” After lockdown for several hours, a guy with a gun was apprehended without any shots fired.

I want to hit “like,” but I just can’t.

Now we have to watch out for “gunwoman”.

This is why we need prayer in school! Uh, what kind of school was this?

so you say you are a “christian”,eh? so are you a “classic” christian or are you a “republican” christian?

Republicans: protecting children from the dangers of drag queens, LGBTQ and woke things while protecting gun rights for everybody.

New term for GOP: Gun-groomers.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-Oh $hit!!!!!

I supported Trans gun ownership 2 days too early.