Supermarkets should be using face-recognition software for good instead of evil.
They should be using that software to identify all the different kinds of apples SO THEY CAN FINALLY STOP FRIGGIN PUTTING &$#&#$ STICKERS ON ALL OF THEM!!!!
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Prior to my knee surgery, I was watching TV, and rubbing my sore knee, and an ad for Voltaren came on that showed a guy rubbing his knee, with the voice-over saying “GOT KNEE PAIN?”
One near us just spent six months renovating (rearranging) the entire store because there’s a new store opening soon. First, why weren’t we worth “upgrades” before more competition came to town? Second, all they did was rearrange everything so you now have to travel every aisle to find what you used to know where it was is now. Task that used to take 20 minutes now takes an hour. Can’t wait for the new one to open, better selection and prices.
Flashaaway 6 months ago
Any supermarket doing that should be burned to the ground.
Will? 6 months ago
Supermarkets should be using face-recognition software for good instead of evil.
They should be using that software to identify all the different kinds of apples SO THEY CAN FINALLY STOP FRIGGIN PUTTING &$#&#$ STICKERS ON ALL OF THEM!!!!
Walter Kocker Premium Member 6 months ago
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FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 months ago
This is just another reason I don’t give my given name to anything online.
mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago
Just insert chips into people already. Always know where they are, send them ads and such. Punish them with electro-shocks.
WestNYC Premium Member 6 months ago
Ms. Sorenson is still free to shop at her corner grocette, they have plenty of stale and overpriced items.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 6 months ago
Prior to my knee surgery, I was watching TV, and rubbing my sore knee, and an ad for Voltaren came on that showed a guy rubbing his knee, with the voice-over saying “GOT KNEE PAIN?”
bbenoit 6 months ago
One near us just spent six months renovating (rearranging) the entire store because there’s a new store opening soon. First, why weren’t we worth “upgrades” before more competition came to town? Second, all they did was rearrange everything so you now have to travel every aisle to find what you used to know where it was is now. Task that used to take 20 minutes now takes an hour. Can’t wait for the new one to open, better selection and prices.
banjoAhhh! 6 months ago
Ain’t computer technology grand.
Redd Panda 6 months ago
We have a chain of stores here in New England, Ocean State Joblot.
Not a bad place, Little bit of everything, but, always trying to get me to sign up for the
‘’insiders card’’. Get an e-coupon and save 8 cents on cat food. ugh.
Target reads your cellphone when you enter the store. I had a target card, when I’d go
shopping, I’d get an e-mail with special offers. Now I use the airplane setting.