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Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for November 09, 2015
November 07, 2015
November 11, 2015
Transcript:
We used to have a Pet Teacher. She loved coffee! If we forgot to cover her cage, she would stay up all night grading papers! One time we accidentally left her cage open and our principal got her. Not long after that, Dad took our principal to live on a farm. Now we have an attorney but he stinks and bites. I wanted a turtle.
Ida No over 9 years ago
You just can’t potty train attorneys. It’s best to put them down quickly and replace them with a nice turtle.
ziggman14304 over 9 years ago
Shouldn’t the attorney be in fishbowl with the other sharks?
cygnustigris over 9 years ago
Fantastic! I always like this comic, but today’s was over the top.