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I’m afraid they wouldn’t make it past the nurse’s station. THANK YOU NURSES for doing one hell of a job during this crisis. I hope that after things get back to normal your selflessness is not forgotten.
Doctor: You’ll have to be quarantined, with a diet of fried eggs and pizza.Patient: Why fried eggs and pizza? Doctor: Because that’s what we can slide under the door.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hmmm, you need a gripper so you can deliver jelly-filled donuts and eclairs and maple bars and …
Dang, are any donut stores open at this time of night?….
Ida No almost 5 years ago
Hmm. I would have gone with hot dogs and marshmallows, and then set the house on fire.
noktar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I would prefer shih kebab
Zev almost 5 years ago
Kielbasa would work.
elizabethvshaffer almost 5 years ago
Throwed rolls, y’all.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Yes, but what about maple bars?
jrbaskind Premium Member almost 5 years ago
What about bagels?
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
I’m afraid they wouldn’t make it past the nurse’s station. THANK YOU NURSES for doing one hell of a job during this crisis. I hope that after things get back to normal your selflessness is not forgotten.
syzygy47 almost 5 years ago
How about an IV coffee drip?
TazzTec almost 5 years ago
Doctor: You’ll have to be quarantined, with a diet of fried eggs and pizza.Patient: Why fried eggs and pizza? Doctor: Because that’s what we can slide under the door.
tinstar almost 5 years ago
I want to see them pass a creme, or jelly-filled, with that pole!