John Deering for March 02, 2024

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    brwydave Premium Member 3 months ago

    How many Republicans does it take to change a house speaker? How many to pick a new minority leader? and how long will it take them?

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    braindead Premium Member 3 months ago

    The most destructive Senator in American History. Republican hero.

    Moscow Mitch.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago

    Moscow Mitch is a dim bulb.

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    knutdl  3 months ago

    WRONG (OMG)!

    Elephants are exceptionally smart creatures. They have the largest brain of any land animal, and three times as many neurons as humans. While many of these neurons exist to control the elephant’s large and dexterous body, these creatures have demonstrated their impressive mental capabilities time and time again.( WWW (baanchangelephantpark) so it must be true).

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    Zuhl's Wife  3 months ago

    Gee, I dunno. Either that elephant has a light bulb up his but or his colon has a great idea.

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    rossevrymn  3 months ago

    turtle, turtle

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    How many “Republicans” does it take to screw up a light bulb?

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    Gen.Flashman  3 months ago

    The sad fact is McConnell is likely the last of the moderate republican Senators, it will only get worst after him.

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    Upton O'Goode  3 months ago

    The bulb in the first panel is McConnell, obviously. So…why are the repubs in the second panel screwing him in?

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    piper_gilbert  3 months ago

    I wonder who Trump is going to pick for that position?

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    I Play One On TV  3 months ago

    How many Rs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    21: One to hold it, and 20 to turn the house.

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    Radish the wordsmith  3 months ago

    The Trump Putin republican House has left the border open and is holding the USA budget hostage.

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    Zuhl's Wife  3 months ago

    In another example of MAGA “governance”, the state legislature in Mitch’s blood-red Kentucky is trying to pass House Bill 500, which would take away the right of workers to have lunch and rest breaks.

    Come on trolls. Prove us wrong. Search argument Kentucky lunch break bill

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    Zuhl's Wife  3 months ago

    …and the MAGA Chaos Caucus had to work a grueling 16-hour work week to keep the government funded for one more week – and wasted half of it grilling the Secretary of State about his staff screwing up the notification process when he went into the hospital.

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    Radish the wordsmith  3 months ago

    How to annoy an unenlightened republican, be honest, do good, help people.

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    TonysSon  3 months ago

    When asked who she would prefer as the new Speaker, Marjorie Taylor Greene said she is hoping for JVC or Bose, but Pioneer could be a good option.

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    gileshead  3 months ago

    how many fascist republicans does it take to screw in an energy efficient lightbulb?

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