JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 28, 2021

R. Kelly was just convicted of sex trafficking.

Oh, wait. Wrong R. Kelly.

Never mind.

Wait… why this alias sounds so suspiciously ominous ? I don’t remember where I heard it before … (in this strip, of course)

Did they just predict R. Kelly being brought to justice?

Ugh, lost again. How is Crunchy Delray’s uncle?

If you could completely rewrite the memories and responses of a person, would it really be different from killing that person? Other than the mess, I mean.

Hmmm…two of the last three days seeing Crunchy out of uniform…

Whoa — timely!