Uh-oh! Brother may walk away with the bride!!
Nobody but the man she is going to marry should speak those words.
Time for the big man to man-up.
I know you’ve had a fear of public speaking, Marcus…but this is going to an extreme!
Brother might ask for prima nocta rights.
Looks like somebody is having cold feet.
Hahaha! Don’t think Marcus wants his soon to be bride claimed as someone else’s!
Marcus and Nicole should do a Zoom wedding. They could do their part at some resort for the honeymoon and send out gift cards in lieu of the reception.
Make Bryce Harper the best man.He’s got a lot of time on his hands.
This is becoming painful.
read it too fast…misread Butch first time
Wasn’t the original plan to elope?
I have to say this. Besides being the ultimate tightwad, Marcus is also the ultimate chickens___.
Bad idea, Marcus! Abort, abort! You gotta do your own vows, bro!
Marcus is a lineman. Heisman usually goes to backs and receivers.
May 12, 2016