JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 04, 2022

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    electricshadow Premium Member 5 months ago


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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    What is a Patagonian Ice Dragon? It’s a bug in an ice cube.

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    meg_grif  5 months ago

    She’s going to raise it in a Tleilaxu axolotl tank.

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    tremaine53  5 months ago

    “I’m making mine 5 feet tall, and out of 14K gold, with diamonds for eyes. They still had a lot of gold in stock when I was over at the Currency Exchange, so you’d better get yourself over there.”

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    Seriously, Dex?

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    crookedwolf Premium Member 5 months ago

    Just stick with a standard vinegar-and-baking soda volcano, Dexter..

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    Ellis97  5 months ago

    Dexter wants to make his project stand out, so he can’t do anything basic like a volcano.

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And last resort for procrastination. Cut and Paste.

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    zodismoon  5 months ago

    He’s probably thinking it was a real dragon.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  5 months ago

    One time I went to a science fair and found someone’s perpetual motion machine just lying in the trash!


    Of course, by then it had stopped moving.

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    Jacob Mattingly   5 months ago

    Dexter she’s known you since you were a baby. She’s not stupid. And you wonder why she seems to prefer Kenny.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    Dexter must really like Sunny cuz they say that imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery (or is that flatulence)? ;-p

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    JRobinson Premium Member 5 months ago

    I was plagued by losers like this in school, and ever since then have disliked any sort of mandatory teamwork.

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