JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 28, 2023

I gotta agree with Crunchy on this one. Criminals can’t get out to do criminal stuff so they(police) get a little bit of a break.

When a felon’s not engaged in his employment –Or maturing his felonious little plans -His capacity for innocent enjoyment –Is just as great as any honest man’s –

Meanwhile, Philadelphia hasn’t had measurable snow in almost a year.

If you could get out through the snow, Joe; the criminals can as well!

Hmm, is this a real statistic..?

I could use a snow day.

The roads will be filled with stranded guys on emergency missions to buy beer, cigarettes, frozen(?) pizza… and diapers.

Looks more like Buffalo than Philadelphia to me

You answered your own question, Joe.

Not that I pray for blizzards,but here in New York City I’d settle for a sno-cone