Kliban by B. Kliban for March 22, 2023

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    comixbomix  6 months ago

    It might be less disturbing if the turkey didn’t appear to be ‘lounging’…

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    Shared Reality No Longer Available in This Sector  6 months ago

    Food prep artist: “OK, he’s ready for his closeup, Mr. DeMille.”

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    stillfickled Premium Member 6 months ago

    Pam spray?

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    As aged meat (I.e., partially rotted) became gradually less popular, spray deodorant, in popular herbal scents, was used by unscrupulous chefs to disguise the fowl personal hygiene of chickens past their prime.

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    Droptma Styx  6 months ago

    Old joke: a woman goes into the butcher shop and points to a chicken in the display case. “Let me see that one!” The butcher hands it over, whereupon the woman grabs it, lifts each drumstick and sniffs under it. Then she turns it around and sniffs that part of the chicken that goes over the fence last. She makes a face while handing it back. “It stinks!” The butcher looks at the chicken, then at the lady. “Madam”, he says “Do you think YOU could pass that test?”

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Surely they aren’t putting deodorant/antiperspirant on that bird!

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Smells must entice the clientele’s proboscis…a little dab’ll do ya!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    Spray painting.. and old and oft used trick to hide the blemishes

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    Stephen Gilberg  6 months ago

    Could be pepper spray.

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