Kliban by B. Kliban for December 08, 2023

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    tudza Premium Member 4 months ago

    Anyone else thinking of the mochi scene from Tampopo?

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 4 months ago

    She’s just trying to clean up his bad language.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    Oddly enough, Stanley Steemer hated to brush and floss his teeth, so Mrs. Steemer used the vacuum to make his mouth cleaner.

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Because it’s just so hard to brush your uvula.

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    tremaine53  4 months ago

    Nothing quite like coming home and vacuuming out the negativity of the day. Get your Ronco Negativity Vacuum today! Yours for the ridiculously low price of $500, payable in three $250 installments!

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    tony_n_jen2003  4 months ago

    Tonsillectomy ?

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    What are you doing, woman!

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    That’s what you get for sitting there with a vacuous expression.

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    This SUCKS.

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    Hourglass Tavern motto: Have Sand, Will Linger   4 months ago

    Irma’s daily chores include re-inflating her Ronco© Husband-in-a-Chair.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Heartburn? Tums® work and are less invasive you know.. And, you don’t have a messy vacuum bag to clean.

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    Arthur I Romeo Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’s NOT how you cure halitosis.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    The Hoover’s at home.

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    jpozenel  4 months ago

    What they do in the privacy of their own home is none of our business…but it does make you wonder.

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    CccComics4me  4 months ago

    When a toothpick just won’t do!

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    I can bet the epiglottis was quivering….lol

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