La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 03, 2003
Eddie: Cuco, Did you know the INS has been shut down? Cuco: WHat?! You mean all those years of letter writing paid off?! And you said my "Sombrero-wearing Calvin dissin' on the migra" sticker manufacturing was hopeless! Eddie: I wouldn't exactly be throwing an "Open borders party right away... CuCo: Omigo! What am I gonna do with all these stupid stickers?!