La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 04, 2003
Banner: Cinco de Mayo Street Festival (Yes we know it's May 4th today, so what?) Eddie: Did you win another "lowrider guy" mirror? Cuco: You can't say Cinco de Mayo doesn't bring art to the people. Sign: Cinco de Mayo is unamerican! Don't celebrate Cuco: What's so unamerican about too much partying, too much spending and lots of corporate sponsorships? Guy: We shouldn't be celebrating some obscure foreign holiday right now! Cuco: Hey pal, Cinco de Mayo happens to mark the Mexican defeat in 1862 of the French. Vero: Cuco, who's your friend? Cuco: Long story. Sign: Mexico #1, France is el stinko!